im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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