glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Randomize
