The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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