the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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