If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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