i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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