He is such a slut. More and more my type.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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