if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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