So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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