It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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