You smell like a Billy Joel song
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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