grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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