he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Dignity is for republicans.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
