bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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