yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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