I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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