I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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