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I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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