Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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