I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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