I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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