girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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