I think I can smell my own vagina right now
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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