i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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