Banned from zoo.
Again?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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