Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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