What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
40s are totally the cure
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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