it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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