i already hear my dad disowning me
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
My pussy is not your playground.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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