I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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