He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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