I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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