He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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