i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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