You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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