So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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