They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Michael Bay diarrhea
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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