are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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