Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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