do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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