she was so not down for the gang bang
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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