grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
