This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
No subtext here. People are naked.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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