Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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