So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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