Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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