In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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