Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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