Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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