I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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