I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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