I just threw up on my dentist
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
My penis needs a shock collar
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
