He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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