im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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