The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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